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Aug 10, 2015. Have you talked to my father about the carpet store? Roy? [Sighs]. Stupid-ass, fart-saving, carpet-store mother[bleep]. Move! Wait, did you.

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23. It was her twenty-third birthday. None of the other patrons in the diner would have known by the way she carried herself; Ill at ease and eyes nervously scanning for anyone who might notice her.

Aug 2, 2015. Rick reacts: “Stupid-ass fart-saving carpet store motherfucker!”. Conchords' Jermaine Clement and given the makeshift name “Fart,” admires.

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Roy's mother: It's just a fever. You beat cancer and then you went back to work at the carpet store?. Rick: Stupid-ass fart-saving carpet-store motherfucker!

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Feb 23, 2015. Carpet bombing of innocents?. It's so rare that we see pride in being a bigoted , ignorant asshole.. If a consumer only has $20,000 in savings and they obtain a $190,000, 30 year fixed-rate, Not at all, you dumb mother fucker.. It's like trying to sew a button on a fart getting this message across.

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To the best of my knowledge, nothing is duplicated (except for the To Be Sorted list, which is the last list). There are sayings out there that sound just plain stupid, or don’t make any sense whatsoever.